Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving,
Oh, I didn't see you there....what are you doing at my house anyway? I didn't invite you so fu...What? Oh, you are here to listen to some amazing facts about the crazy things I did during my life, more precisely during this special holiday. I'm speaking of Halloween you dumb fucko...Top ten Halloween facts about me and why I should be in jail!